Ninja Helper Archives - Easter Bunny Helpers

Howdy, HelperFam!

This was the first Easter that the Easter Bunny Helpers and us Littles shared a glimpse of our lives with the rest of the world *typing with little nubbins*.

If you were subscribed to the Easter Bunny Email, you probably noticed there was a lot of smack talking by the Ferret. Low blows, coming from a helper that looks like a popsicle stick with a beachball for a head. All in good fun, though.

Not gonna lie though, we did hope to have more involvement by readers on https://easterbunnyhelpers.com *sniffles*. Namely, creating more helpers who actually help. I’ve seen enough epic battles of Ninja Helper vs Chinchilla over who’s lazier. Ultimately, the Chinchilla went down after the Ninja ended up using Chinchilla as a bean bag so he could take a nap.

The Easter Bunny Helper team and us Littles would love the hear your feedback. The good stuff and the bad. You can send the good stuff to [email protected]. That’s our evil corporate overlord’s email address.

Happy Easter!
Love,
Panda Bear Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hello EasterFam!

We have a Ninja Helper at Easter Island that has recently joined us helpers. I’m not gonna lie, I’m not impressed.

The Ninja Helper has caused a few problems around the Easter Bunny’s Workshop.

The minute the word “work” comes up, dude throws a smoke bomb on the floor and disappears for a good half an hour.

If we complain to EB, Ninja Helper gets all PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE. Like at lunch, instead of using a plastic knife to spread butter on his slice of bread, he’ll turn and look at us, then unsheath and brandish his Ninja Sword and butter an entire loaf.

Then of course there’s the decorating eggs. When egg-inspection happens *POOF* his eggs so call “disappear”. Ninja Helper claims they’re NINJA EGGS and says, “First rule of being a Ninja, is be invisible.” Right.

Have a great day!
Lots of Love! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
— Panda Bear