Chinchilla Archives - Easter Bunny Helpers

New addition to the Easter Bunny Helper Family!

April 4, 2021 By easterbunnyhelpers

Hello EasterFam!

Note: In case you missed it, because you’re not subscribed to Easter Bunny Email *wipes tear*, this is a story of the triumph of the human spirit… SIKE, it’s about two handmade Chinchillas submitted by a reader.

This is a photo of the new Chinchilla addition to the Easter Bunny Helper family, created by 7-year old (soon to be 8) Elena.

Apparently, Elena watched the instructions published on EasterBunnyHelpers.com and made these two Chinchilla helpers all by herself. Amazingly, she didn’t super-glue her hands to her face, an achievement I have yet to master.

The Chinchilla on the right is named ‘Kiwi Lightning’. The Chinchilla on the left is unnamed. Personally, I suggest they call it ‘Ferret Destroyer’, because there’s no way the Ferret would come around making jokes the way he does.

Thanks to Elena’s awesome Mom, Alessia, who shared this great photo of not ONE but TWO Chinchillas.

Happy Easter!
Lots of Love! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
— The Easter Bunny Helpers Team

P.S. If you’d you like to share you Easter Bunny Helper creations, feel free to email our evil corporate overlords at admin@fusible.com.

First Easter for the Easter Bunny Helpers and Littles

April 4, 2021 By easterbunnyhelpers

Howdy, HelperFam!

This was the first Easter that the Easter Bunny Helpers and us Littles shared a glimpse of our lives with the rest of the world *typing with little nubbins*.

If you were subscribed to the Easter Bunny Email, you probably noticed there was a lot of smack talking by the Ferret. Low blows, coming from a helper that looks like a popsicle stick with a beachball for a head. All in good fun, though.

Not gonna lie though, we did hope to have more involvement by readers on https://easterbunnyhelpers.com *sniffles*. Namely, creating more helpers who actually help. I’ve seen enough epic battles of Ninja Helper vs Chinchilla over who’s lazier. Ultimately, the Chinchilla went down after the Ninja ended up using Chinchilla as a bean bag so he could take a nap.

The Easter Bunny Helper team and us Littles would love the hear your feedback. The good stuff and the bad. You can send the good stuff to admin@fusible.com. That’s our evil corporate overlord’s email address.

Happy Easter!
Love,
Panda Bear Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Make Your Own Chinchilla Easter Bunny Helper

April 2, 2021 By easterbunnyhelpers

Hello EasterFam!

Awww yeah, it’s me the Easter Bunny. I’m getting ready to depart Easter Island. I’m 100% ready and egg-cited! And since the average person can’t do all of this preparations on their own, I get help from the Easter Bunny Helpers whom I create — and now you can, too.

Here are the special instructions for creating your very own Chinchilla, who first appeared in the book Track Easter Bunny: An Easter Tradition. Most likely, you can make your Chinchilla with materials you have laying around the house.

“Hey EB, I’m down with creating a helper, but a Chinchilla?? I mean, I hear they’re pretty lazy.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn’t say the Chinchillas were helpful, I just said I have the instructions for creating one.

Note: Once you create your Chinchilla, then you can name it, and print out a professional-looking adoption certificate that’ll officially register your Chinchilla with Easter Island.

Have a great day!
Lots of Love! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
— EB

The Chinchilla Strikes Back!

March 13, 2021 By easterbunnyhelpers

Hello EasterFam!

Today, the book I star in is free until midnight on Amazon for download as an eBook. You can read it on any device, not just a Kindle. I really hope you take a moment to download it and review it.

On a separate note, I feel I must say something with all the lighthearted trash talk directed at me from the Ferret. The Ferret, if you weren’t aware, can be made by yourself at home and adopted by following these instructions. There are even videos online that actually serve two purposes. One, to make a helper that you can adopt and register online with Easter Island.

And two (but more importantly), to make a great piñata for your next birthday party. Fill that Ferret sucker up with Butterfingers, Atomic Fireballs, and other assorted sweets and toys, and have at ’em with a stick (~~or bat~~)!!!

Many Hugs and Lots of Love! ♥♥♥♥
— Chinchilla